hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only
WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?
SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA
FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD
Tomorrow we begin a month or “wake me up when September ends” posts despite no one listening to that song for about a decade
And no one realizing that the song is about Billie Joe’s father fucking dying and everyone being ignorant twats and making a joke about it.
Ok but Rocket being turned human somehow and having to learn human junk like shaving but he has to ask Quill to show him so they’re in the bathroom right and Rocket is perched on the edge of the tub with Peter standing practically between his legs moving the razor across Rocket’s jaw while he has his other hand on Rocket’s neck keeping him still and Peter is so focused on the task and babbling about whatever that he doesn’t notice Rocket’s eyes nervously flicking around cause he doesn’t wanna stare at Quill but he can’t help it and there’s steam from the tap running and there’s some stupid song playing in the other room and Peter doesn’t notice how fidgety Rocket gets until Rocket twitches and accidentally gets nicked and then there’s a lot of cussing and quill apologizing and
Guys this is important
I’m bored send me headcanons
When a trans person tells you it’s okay for mistakenly using the wrong name or pronouns, it means the instance is forgiven or dismissed and the conversation can move on. In reality, it still hurts but we say it’s okay because we understand you are making an effort to get it right. This is not an invitation to stop making that effort. You are not the exclusion to the rule.