Human au! Where all the guardians go to the same gym where Gamora and Drax spend the whole time competing over who is the baddest bitch in the gym while Peter puts around on the treadmill and Rocket beats a punching bag held by groot into a pulp.
Gamora and Peter are exes-turned-friends/roommates and Gamora has to deal with Peter sneaking dates into the apartment and sending them home in the morning. He’s not allowed to go grocery shopping and she has no control over the tv or stereo. They spend their mornings jogging in the park together.
ruthvsreality said: Gamora being so so nervous to tell drax she's pregnant ~*~*~*~
Yells really loud because she would try to hide her fear when approaching him, try to seem calm and collected and state it like it’s not a big emotional deal.
Which goes right out the window when Drax laughs, loud and joyous and picks her up and spins her around and starts rambling about how great their child will be and what a great warrior and Peter is in the background going off about how he’s gonna be an uncle
There are tears down my eyes fuck this fucking movie
everything pete wentz tweets should be documented and taught to future generations.
Halloween just wouldn’t be the same without Tim Burton
(From top to bottom: Beetlejuice, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Corpse Bride, Alice in Wonderland, Sleepy Hollow, Edward Scissorhands, Sweeny Todd, Dark Shadows, Frankenweenie)
Married couples still happily in love are my kryptonite